Ways to send a car to Hell            by The Jolly Roger

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only 
the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive 
(for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops). 

- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the 
way through the pavement!

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler, 
etc.)

- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this on is good!), a ping pong ball, 
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into 
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the 
tailpipe.

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like 
this:
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Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until 
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device 
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar 
detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders 
on the seats!)

Have Fun!                                    -Jolly Roger-


